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(Pure Silliness) Apparently one day in chat I said the following to jacynrebekah:
It reminded me of another time that I fairytale-ized the boys. Figured I'd post it here because it's just that silly. ***** Caro:
someone write me fic Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away there lived a beautiful Prince. His name was Sir Lexalot and he liked beautiful Farm Boys. The more beautiful, the better. And he liked to do nasty, dirty things to them. Caro: hee One day he was out in his little blue porsche, driving way too fast and he just happened to run over a really fucking hot Farm Boy. Amazingly, no one died. It was DESTINY. Caro: yay Destiny So Lexalot decided to win the heart of the Farm Boy...or at least his ass. He sent this really cool pickup truck to the boy's farm and waited. He figured the kid wouldn't be able to keep it. Everyone around the castle hated Lexalot 'cause he was a famous debaucher of farm kids. And he also did mean business that polluted the land. Caro: lol So, sure enough, the really fucking hot Farm Boy showed up to return the truck, looking sheepish and shy. Lexalot spilled his guts. He couldn't keep silent in the face of such beauty. He told the fucking hot Farm Boy that they were destined to be friends and that nothing, *NOTHING*, would stand in the way of their 'friendship'. When the kid blushed and shuffled his feet, Lexalot knew that his message had come through loud and clear. And the kid wanted him, too. Caro:
aww yay! So, the fucking Hot Farm Boy, whose name was Clarkbar, but we'll just call him the fucking HOT Farm Boy, went home to his parents to dream about getting fucked by the super hot Lexalot. Who happened to be bald all over, did I mention that? 'Cause that is important. It is part of what made Lexalot so hot. Anyway, the fucking hot Farm Boy tried to continue with his crush on the little Farm Girl next door, but she was boring. Lexalot was so shiny and pretty and sexy as all hell. Farm Boy masturbated a lot during this time. Caro: of course Lexalot bided his time, flaunting Princesses and Princes in front of the Farm Boy just to taunt him and amp up the sexual tension. Everyone in town knew that Lexalot was after the Farm Boy and everyone knew the Farm Boy wanted to be caught. One day Lexalot saw the Farm Boy was out working in the fields dressed in some sexxxxxy hot farm boy gear and he couldn't resist stopping for a visit. The Farm Boy was thrilled to see Lexalot and his face broke into this huge, goofy grin. You know the one. Caro:
yay! thrilled! Lexalot grinned back, 'cause, really, he was going to get some action from this hot piece of ass pretty soon and he knew it. So, Farm Boy greeted Lexalot with an open heart and when he saw that Lexalot returned his affection, he impulsively reached out to grab the shiny head and pull Lexalot's face up for a massively sloppy kiss. Caro:
mm kissing Lexalot loved it. He'd not been kissed so messily in many years. It was endearing. And he felt his heart which was two sizes too small (had I mentioned that? 'cause it was important) grow three sizes in the span of the kiss. He was soinlove. Caro:
aww Farm Boy was just a goner. No doubt about it. His love was so pure it could be fed to infants instead of breast milk. Lexalot and the Farm Boy kissed and kissed in the field until they were breathless with love and lust. Shirts came off, Pants came down, dicks came out and asses were prepped. Well, the Farm Boy's ass was prepped. All this happened amongst kisses so sweet that bees buzzed by looking for the nectar. Lexalot and Farm Boy trysted for hours, fucking and sucking and licking and kissing. Exploring every inch of body and skin. They pledged undying love and Lexalot learned Farm Boy's secrets. He loved him anyway and forgave his lies because this was a riftless universe. Caro: i love riftless universes rhiannonhero: The End Silly. Silly is good. Silly makes me smile.
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